31 Municipalities T-Shirt
This is the shirt for anyone who has ever said “I’m from Fort Lauderdale” and immediately followed it up with “…well, technically it’s Tamarac (or, insert any other city), but close enough.” Behold: all 31 Broward County municipalities, listed in order of population, white on black, each on its own line, most with an ampersand. Why? Because Broward contains multitudes and we’re honoring every single one of them. It’s not just a tee. It’s a full census. A geography lesson. A civic flex. A conversation starter. A litmus test for who actually lives here and who only uses FLL as a cheaper airport. If someone can’t make it past “Dania Beach” without squinting — that’s how you know.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, it’s 100% ring-spun US cotton, soft-washed and garment-dyed, so it feels like it has already survived a decade of Broward sun, PubSub runs and Sawgrass Mills parking lots. Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) makes it durable without feeling like armor, while the relaxed fit means you can wear it from beach to brunch to city hall if you’re feeling spicy. Double-needle stitching keeps it strong, no side seams keep it tubular, and the sewn-in label ensures zero itch while you’re busy repping the whole damn county.
This is a shirt for Hallandale and for Hillsboro Beach. For Miramar and for Margate. For Weston and, yes, Lazy Lakes with a population of 33. Every nook. Every cranny. Every “wait, that’s a city?” moment. It’s Broward distilled into 31 lines. Wear it proudly. Wear it ironically. Wear it because no one else is making a shirt this nerdy, this local, or this Browardist.